I need to acknowledge my lack of expertise.
Hanging over this episode’s script writing has been the spectre of XKCD #793 
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I’m pretty sensitive to the fact that the comic would work just as well were it to feature a programmer rather than a physicist. On the other hand, as statistician George Box famously said “All models are wrong; some are useful.” I’ll let you judge whether this one is useful to you.